As you guys might know, I’m still on the job-hunting trail so I’ve been checking those job sites. I came across this opening for a Public Relations Officer, which sounds okay enough.

But when you look a little closer and check out the job description, it’s actually pretty specific about the things you need to do and I think the job scope goes quite a bit beyond just public relations. Misleading job titles like “Sanitation Officer” or “Sandwich Artist” are nothing new, but I think this one is just really something else.

Public relations... o rly?

“I did not have public relations with that woman.”

Don’t you just love that job description? Here are my favorite highlights:

  • Able to have a good sense of fashion
  • Liaising with potential clients in various functions/events
  • To be a “personal tour guide” to Singapore for tourists or expatriates
  • Able to have good fine dining etiquette

So you tell me… what does that job description actually describe to you? And why would a public relations firm be named Wicked Companions?

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14 responses »

  1. Do you REALLY need a diploma? I guess they must have to sort the CVs somehow…

  2. mistylayne says:

    Yeah…I think “personal companion” was the term they were looking for…or perhaps “call girl”…

  3. Sounds right up my alley!

  4. Pete Davison says:

    Bahahaha. Awesome. I loathe job-hunting because of the ridiculous descriptions involved. I wrote about this exact subject a while back — though the job I was looking at didn’t have such… uh… specialist requirements. 🙂

  5. Mitzie Mee says:

    That “personal tour guide” thing really sounds shady…maybe a lapdance diploma would come in handy?

  6. Julia says:

    You mean you DIDN’T apply?! How could you pass up an opportunity like that? Especially if you’ve never been arrested before- now’s your chance!

  7. renxkyoko says:

    That’s a pimping company looking for ” hospitality” ladies and gentlemen.

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