I’m actually trying to cut down on celebrity gossip, but my wife said the funniest thing about the whole Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison affair, so I just had to Photoshop something together and put it up.
Basically, I told her about Kristen Stewart cheating on her long-term boyfriend and co-star Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders, the director of K-Stew’s other movie Snow White. She then said that Kristen Stewart would actually be the perfect cheater. Why?
Because her face is incapable of revealing any emotion!
I don’t like either K-Stew or RPatz much or anything, but I hope they work things out. They’re just kids after all.