Dig it, hepcats!
Based on the feedback I got from you guys, 3b was definitely the crowd favorite so I took that as the basis for 3c. I also rearranged the order of the clips slightly (bringing the Scorpion flip forward), cropped the Jedi Swingers clip at the end and tweaked the Scorpion flip and head-ball animations just a tad. If you listen really closely, I’ve added some additional “gasping for air” noises for the dying dude in the Calamity Jane clip (there’s two gasps now: one from the mouth, and one from the new hole in his throat), and the head-ball guy groans a little before he collapses.
Anyway, here’s Version 3c: